Quotes

I think the moment I sit down I'll immediately fall aslave!
Kheeran (Shadowfox), who has had his experience with being captured, sits down at a table in an inn, tired beyond belief, and beyond control of his subconscious

I look for an invisible lock.
(There almost no chest or door that Kheeran hasn't been able to open... somehow.)

It's too dark to hear anything!
(Duncan (Andi) proves that at night, all cats are gray and all wolves are deaf)

It's in the middle of the night. City goats... ghosts... erm... city gates are closed.
(GM (Chama) knows exactly what's going on)

GM: May I have your inventory?
(From time to time, it happens that a player loses a few of his items)

Fixen the vixen!
(Sometimes, especially in emergencies, requests for medical help can get quite original as Reď can be a bit unhinged in stressy situations)

Duncan, Angrily: Why did you wake me up?
Reď:: Sorry, I thought you were already growling.
(Reď (Chama) is getting familiar with Duncan's (Andi) morning temper)

GM: There are all kinds of roots: red roots, white roots, green roots, blue roots, and a special one, that looks like a stick and is perfectly round.
Reď: Round? So it's not a sqare root?
(GM (Shadowfox) finds out that Reď (Chama) thinks that not only size matters)

Go, stand in front of this cannon and say 'Aah!'
(Sess'ka (Lazyfox) has grown thoroughly tired of someone)

Reď: But he's a Screeberagh!
Raskyn: I thought he was a cat?
(Reď (Chama) and Raskyn (Shadowfox) don't agree on much, but they both think that Se'rrt's a quite unusual feline...)

Priestess: Punishment for stopping a punishment is...
Reď: Punishment!
(Reď correctly interprets the religion of a somewhat enraged priestess of GM (Lazyfox) who was interrupted in punishing an unrighteous villager)

Same priestess: You are banished forever from this village!
Reď, with relief: Thank you!
(Reď, the party and the religion of GM (Lazyfox) get on like a church on fire)

Reď: What kind of bush is it, anyway? An ambush?
(Reď (Chama) has noticed some strange things at the side of the road and studies them warily)

GM: Reď still has the hole in her head.
Duncan: Should put some brains in.
(Sometimes, as Duncan so kindly points out, the solution to medical problems can be astoundingly easy)

Duncan: We're insane!
Reď: No, we're in Chalon sur Sauldre!
(Duncan and Reď come to the big city)

So here's the plan: Se'rrt takes us two to the castle, and says "Hmblmblm!"
(Se'rrt, the kitty from the wildenlands, is known to be a bit inarticulate at times. Duncan could not help but notice that flaw)

Art: We crave passage with yonder coach.
The coach driver gives him a very confused look.
Kheeran: He means that we want to travel with you!
(Art and Kheeran demonstrate that it sometimes pays to adjust one's language to the circumstances, especially when travelling the countryside)

Kheeran: What about you, can you use a crossbow?
Art: If it's well tuned...
Art (Chama), being a musician, is not much of a fighter as Kheeran just found out... But sometimes, a fox's gotta do what a fox's gotta do...)

- It's fifty leagues to Chalon, we don't have sunglasses but we've got two full drays...
- Hit it!
(In Calabria, the famous BluesMobile looks a bit more archaic, but it's still good for a qoute)

So there's a door and a Jackal?
(Raskyn (Shadowfox), who is being forced out of a coach and just got the description of his situation from the GM, takes inventory)

Duncan: I hate you, and if you survive, I'll kill you!
(Duncan points out that Se'rrt has not yet managed to earn everybody's ultimate love)

Player: What kind of voice did she have?
GM: Female.
Player: Oh thank you very much...
(Sometimes, the GM can get a bit tired...)

(NoMane, a cruelly misbred freak, played by Mark for a short time, shows some unconventional table manners, and the players comment OOC)
Andi: His new character is eating a character that his old character killed.
Shadowfox, singing: It's the circle of life...

Guard: Where do you come from?
NoMane: Bad place.
Guard, writing: Mhm... Triskellian...
(NoMane (Mark), who knows but a few words of Calabrese, is interrogated by some city guards)

(Kimur (Chama), entering a prison cell where two cats had some fun together not too long before)
GM: There are a lot of cat pheromones in the air.
Kimur: Somebody open a window!
GM: There are no windows.
Kimur: Somebody open a wall!

(Nirana (a wild cat NPC) and Se'rrt (Mark) are in a cage on the marketplace of Harrowgate, subject to public exposure and torture. A fox has managed to grab Nirana's tail and break it)
GM: Her tail is bent in an unusual way.
Chama: It's the new and improved 'Winkelschwanz'!

Kimur: You're pretty strong, aren't you?
Duncan: No, incredibly!
(Kimur (Chama) finds out that Duncan (Andi) can be incredibly modest)

GM: There's a black mink looking at you.
Kimur: A black mink?
Duncan: Of course, it's dark!
(GM (Shadowfox), Kimur (Chama) and Duncan (Andi) add to the saying about grey cats and deaf wolves...)

(Duncan (Andi) obviously wants to buy something, and adresses a passer-by)
Take me to your dealer!

Today's punday!
(Dennis knows what day of the week it is)

What about a magician who can't spell?
(Chama)

Risla, upset: Are you insane? We'll both end up as slaves!
Syrin, smugly: Not both of us...
(Risla (Chama) and Syrin (Dennis) showing the true spirit of teamwork).

Let's follow us!
(Andi's Hati has a special sense of direction)

Hati: Oh, a healer!
Risla: No, a shealer.
(Hati (Andi) and Risla (Chama) figuring out things about genders).

Risla: I refuse to see the logic in that!
Hati: Yeah, you're female...
( Risla (Chama) and Hati (Andi) forever dispelling chauvinism).

GM: A faint wisp of smoke appears over the hill.
Syrin: It's a Dutch hill.
Calis: That's hill-arious.
(GM (Chama), Syrin (Dennis) and Calis (Shadowfox) seem to have inhaled that hill)

What a grayed rainbow!
(That somehow defeats the purpose, doesn't it?)

(After the party's atavist has invoked tearing... which seems eerily familiar, somehow...)
Ok, quad damage. Now you're blowing glue.
(Chama knows his noxonants)

GM: Maybe it's a red carpet.
Syrin: What? A rat carpet?
(Dennis's Syrin decorates the floor to her own taste.)

We seem to have encountered a story... Let's kill it!
(Chama, playing Rishti. In the beginning, our adventures didn't always have the gift of robust. Nowadays, they do :)

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