(Put a sign on the playing table reading
"CINEMATC SEQUENCE" and walk to the
computer/CD player, putting on some music.
Don't forget to bring a die and to set the
computer/CD player not to loop!)

GH: The raccoon picks up his lutarine and starts
tuning it, carefully fingering the strings until he's
satisfied.
(A major chord)
GH: Ahh, there!
(Scale down)
GH: Now let's see...
(music begins)
GH: Heart of Calabria...

GH: (Articulately)
Stories and myth and Calabrian lore
tell that once there was, a long time before
when the world was young, the streets paved with gold
an age from which wonders are told

GH: (Demonstratively)
Rev Yugcam, autarch and greatest of kings
ruled with power and wisdom, not arrows and slings
The land of Rothos, we know it today
held the Heart of Calabria's way

GH: And while the raccoon is still playing,
the other entertainers sneak up behind him,
for no real musician can resist the urge to
play music with others... Finding the tune,
they join in as the bard continues his song...

GH: (Storytellingly)
Of legends known, he created above
a crystal of life and beauty and love
The Heart of Calabria shone with a light
that held hope in darkest night.

GH: (Dramatically)
But fortune went, the great autarch
was conquered by greed, his soul turned dark
and war broke out, while many souls died
the Heart of Calabria cried

GH: (With rising spirit)
And lost, forlorn, Calabria's Heart
lay forgotten 'til once, the mountains did part
and heroes from the great Doloreaux
released the Heart from its woe

GH: (Triumphantly)
Power and Glory returned. to the land
And Rothos was once more ruled by the hand
of justice, fairness, and propsperous...

GH: "Aww, shut up!", a voice interrupts.
"I've had enough of those pig stories!"
"Hey, pipe down, goat!", a pig at a nearby
table answers. "The bard's not finished yet!"
"Ooh, porky dares to speak... I'm sooo afraid!"
"Who're you calling porky..."

And so the compulsory bar fight begins, during
which you can conveniently let the bard disappear